Carter The Arter

Tuesday, November 14th


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OK so your five random ways men and women are different number one our heart rates are different okay men average seventy beats a minute to women average about eighty. Women also have smaller arteries which might be wider lead. Likely to survive heart attacks. Lung blood clots are more likely to block an entire blood vessel that senator Byron. Everything about our bodies is terrible and now we're gonna die from heart acts of anger and took out women have a better sense of smell. Men have about nine million cells. In the area so what of the brain controls or sense of smell women have about 161000040%. More but then we as a signal that smells more and yet our police now those cookies that's true flowers and if a woman ever tell these mound that he means that she would delta visitors thousand dollars. Okay at a man literally have it's thicker skin than mine and copper. It varies added a depending on what the body you're talking about that on the palms of your hands men's game is about four millimeters thicker than in the women's. Out. Nickel and lead easier act. And counterattacks. Yes south. He had says sign of cut and bleeding everywhere deep ocean on today that he did and added two weapons on my face. No space slash a discount like at caffeine in as some kind of out of the tunnel wakes up your faith. Let's add things central Jurgen is cherry flavored my dad or you're against cherry periods my dad used to always have a I was a kid. In the bathroom sound night. Now I get it so good it's not dirty god you guys this violent actually does weird. Their. Problem. More so is that the name Jergen through Canada and a long lasting lesson and paper does feel nice so nice I don't buy it because I mean I can't do it. Because my brain only does I guess it goes to Hamels men hander and I'm most men acted. Yes I mean eleven blink more. Men on the average you have blink about eleven times a minute. Women averaged nineteen. Partly because because the extra testosterone helps helps guys maintain an oily layer on their eyes close our eyes are dry air. Hong and a time and then the men digest meals 20% faster than mine of course they are hot partly because that women have smaller sonics. So they have less stomach acid to bring down the food great also it's also why men generally have more bowel movements. Alone so that is the exact. And I feel great about being on well. Ali you know there's good band there and enjoying knowledge in my game and yeah. I swing can see him on diet. And Leandro. I'm OK it's fine and then just. The end. I. Here we use both times. Yeah. Machines yeah. Let us down. Let. And so. This little orange and we saw. Williams. Yeah they need some real. Waylon when. Mean you've it's. This. Okay. And then. Well we don't need. You really a I'm swinging he. I think. Now we're. Seeing now. I'm when he jumped. An anonymous. What about. I was not a morning show whether we get test and sunshine later today 48 the rain and the fun duck. And the lightning. And the fund dip and tomorrow 48 with rain and the thunder and all that and Thursday 45 and maybe some more rain and windy conditions on Friday 58 a little bit warmer though. Tom Collin right now we wanna give voice of tickets to the check out it's called winner lights it said that. New fields. Which is their re branding in this area and outside area over there at Indian that is Indianapolis or any NM they need our museum of art yes. I am favorite damaged in a row where they have a lot of events and things. I had. New fielder the all encompassing name because it's outside inside alcoholic new deals. So. Tonight I thought I yesterday during the show we are given way to staying in now is like trying to attack I MA that's disappeared. It's all an email gets new fields in path so on Tom and didn't tell me that. Still well art in their right well yeah. It is it's the Indianapolis it's yeah it's not the name anymore okay so it's there's art museum in this. There's art and beautiful Lansky an outside. It doesn't it light slows so the wolf Dong parks and there will welcome on the wall gang politically young pop is now. Not god you'll see this day my phrasing interview that guy one time in San Diego worried about losing yes Abbie of that thick accent now had to do a liner like hits it like hi this is Wolfgang Puck. We do love all types of B one not one. No we didn't I didn't shoot it like every person on everybody on the showdown like I was I'm not yet topic. Simmons seems is that they have the cap fully. Well it's yeah. They have a beer garden home until this winter winner lights things real winner light is gonna be like you can. You know take the kids of course but you can also grown up leak. Go over and get yourself a winter spice spiked during the ground and I. And they had they don't have Santa Claus there yet. Chris Craig Chris Kringle yeah grown up where father. That's yet Obama it is that it couldn't open interest reading an article that doesn't mean. Does the idea that you guys here at that time since I'm this. I've signed this painting. Diminutive. We like says college play game or a grant Carter described. Artwork in these mostly training or art the most famous pain. Like in the top hundred of those famous paintings he's going to describe the most famous paintings Carter is like me not very cultured. Doesn't know art so he's going to look at these screenings and described them to you pack Cartagena. And then out notes you'll describe the art to you and then you'll have a multiple choice of being in the name of the piece of ours yet if you get that three at a fire -- you'll win a four tickets to see lights. New field. And Atlanta and formerly known as the Indian now and you don't see him in law. It must Indianapolis Motor Speedway that wait a little bit. OK maybe that's why they changed is everybody was always confuse in the turnaround man I don't know. I only know from Penn rod adds I'm like there's an article to say and do that and but there's a decent and and I'm I get it. Kids didn't good go in luck and out and I don't know about the insides so much for the kids like I would just be nervous about you know running at L Hirsch actors and yeah. By going as a grown up even though I don't know a ton of iron. In just in the of these rooms all set up and all this cool stuff I think we look. Dead at the place for to get married there actually are look in that has ever venue there you can now get you know and an area beautiful area begin airing them anyway. It's new fields means okay and our contestant is on the phone everybody can get a warm welcome and only the way you want to yell please don't say higher allow. Do it in a gesture of sound. OK so let's also had a Tiffany. I. Follow. Hi Tiffany. Do you like that warm. That was just the unique you know Al lot of shows don't do it that. A lot like mine personal romantic time and ethic. Behind closed doors if he'd get right to this guy he's going to describe some art are you ready Carter. Yeah so show and I will show you guys the art as well describing it so you and I look familiar yeah I mean they also look familiar okay Aaron Carter any time. It's of this line we got to reduce staring each other and this guy or something. One needs naked and you write it he's reaching for an older guy. He's got a small package it's. The tiny dot on this attaining. The older dude is reaches the younger naked guy to. And you know like a flying carpet surrounded by a ton of native animals. Yeah and again naked guy you're reaching for old dude surrounded by Nagin did okay and how is this. This piece of art called a the creation of Adam. Beat the Genesis of life foresee the dead pervert the swing. And these Spain beat the Genesis of life is incorrect. And so czar. Hasek when the bodies of artwork is called the creation of Adam creation of the he's Antony Michelangelo. On the ceiling in the Sistine gym and I'll tell him that. Painting is also on the backdrop behind the theater at the university of Indian apple stuff and get painted a replica like really really big gap and when I came from my student to Wear like before I went to the UND school and like woods to where it. And that the department chair Jim Ream was showing my mom and I and he was like. Which its that the package was on the door that could get opened the door and close it got witnesses could not happen. Yeah my mom like please don't remember Alan I got this this. Guy and it's a lot smaller when at large to make sense that's what it's like this smallest pinning down the news down it is it is locked down as leg so why are back in the paint used to believe that the smaller the business. The more Smart the man. So that's why. Well all of like the statue of David and Amanda has a very tiny want. Did not work out for me now. Let's see here. No everything back then now. It's not a lot of guys patriarch doctor Carter does this look familiar to you guys and I it's. Indiana and now. OK let's tonight anytime. Carter please. That describe this piece of artwork to our listener. OK this looks familiar. It's naked lady stating Michelle's. Reminds me a stunning and I use that to mean I had to release and well. Route but she's covering here he he amateur hair so well it sickest and throw a towel on the naked girl. In this Angel guys like kidnapping and different nation Lydia and I think that the so naked you've got lady on shelves with kidnapping Angel and background okay are now is this piece of artwork called a wanna dance prima Vieira. He's the birth of Venus. RC one groomed nude chicks being arrested. NBA and be the birth of Venus is correct and that is about a Chile's most famous painting on the Natalie I don't really know of course and tourists okay Carter let's turn another one here this is Carter our assistant producer of the smiling morning show up. And we're looking at those next painting of artwork here. All right this was actually pretty cool again it's and I definitely don't get it looks like we're looking at a desert something. There's a desk in a desert for some reason this guy like these giant pocket watches on it in debt looking tree during out of that. All these time pieces are like really floppy. Like antiques. And look at other shell it's unraveled kinda guy here. There's a lot of pain and it looks like it and maintain any of the middle okay Aric. Parents now he's got hair yeah delegate Chris I don't know nothing in it or not there. So we're gonna desert floppy eared watch things hanging off the dead tree. Drugs are definitely involved. And aren't well. Is that is today hot flat sits clocks. Being. The persistence of memory. Or seek the ceaseless march of time. CE. The ceaseless march of time isn't current. That's right actually at Salvador Dolly's the persistence of memory systems of memory and I think you'll all remember that nerve school. Our team and not let in now Edward Cullen movie no Robert Penn and so let's machines get the next two right yes so I listen closely we're gonna help. At a piece of art. Carter and he. Okay this one is a columnist host she's. Let's get this out we're looking duty in a suit in trench coats. He's got Charlie chaplin's bowler hat on his. Guys arms are awkwardly at his side he looks a real stupid in a real creepy. I was Jesse's face because there's this like green apple covering most of stay off his ears are sticking out really hard though he's an amputee. Or maybe he's standing in front of a lead Diana now whenever OK so we got weird guy trench coat apple in front of the space. Are those years out there is at the head of the rim of his hat there. Coming out against the nets got rid of that and years and I'm thank you Carter. I don't balances this piece of artwork called pay the son of man. Beat the anonymous. RC thirty englishman. Indeed believe the anonymous. Is incorrect I. I. Says that no these fees I have seen that before I would never know what it was called veteran setup man. I may agree. You know I feel. Fortunate that we had his radio program that we give him great prizes such as this to our listeners knew fields and a winner. Want your land was a co winners like light and let's get one more shot and. I'm not gonna get finish out here art is hard Boeing said it yeah art is time to light and understand. I describe this piece of artwork we're showing Carter in the studio. Boy I don't even know how can our good luck here. Al Johnson K this one is growth in creepy and really debt. Ask okay. So we got like this all deranged teeth man look at issues like. He bit the head of the baby in Downey's goes the arms all of the naked babies like covered in blow a it's his butt though. In disguise naked too. And it is really blurry easy looks real creepy I am a citizen might miss the thing maintenance kind. So we got crazy TV guy eating baby yes. That's like damn government Metallica album demean him. Not the piece of artwork called a pogo baby animal with plumbers crack. Me Saturn devouring his son. All. Or seek the consumption of sin. 08 feet. That is that correct them so. Saturn devouring his son noted that line. That line was Francisco Goya. It's the one area. Paso announced it is Francisco go ahead day today on the smiling. Do it looks different yeah. Yeah yeah. Senator Allen hasn't hung out winners for this whole thing and Carter meaning Hamas he doesn't know what he's doing I'm sorry edited. Yeah this deranged guy with a blood Alley and they asked. To create sophisticated starter until pact a tickets to go to check out what her lights and new fields there on the campus and I am and north and we'll see their congratulations what he had to say for yourself. Thank you are welcome and what radio show do you love so much. And what's the reassure you just hate every time you flip denies like it's disgusting humor. Again my kids can't listen to that and the music's terrible. Our. Nady. In right. That they're cool yeah. And has since LeMieux they're ready. Terse it's who wants to say OK that's true or not.